Last night we had a party, and many people showed, even people that we did not know. After everything was said and done, there was a lady bum asleep on the sofa. We're part-time philanthropists here at Shrimp Fest, so we allowed her to doze the evening through.
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Notice her lovely attire, her graceful, spill-less command of the yellow cup. This is no lady bum, sir, but rather some visiting royalty, down on her luck. Of this I am certain.
yo, did that bum piss on your couch? i see piss.
We had to reupholster the sofa, and then we had to lure her outside by placing a bowl full of Natural Light Beer on the porch.
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