Sleepy Sleeps

The Elder Ms. Shrimpstein, padding downstairs for a glass of water at 5:30 in the a.m., found this pair asleep on the couch. While Shrimp Fest is prone to lady bums, she's not sure how these of the gentleman variety made their way inside the house, or why they were sitting so far apart. It was later maintained that they were unaware of each other's presence, an assertion that the Elder Ms. cannot quite bring herself to believe.

lady bum

Last night we had a party, and many people showed, even people that we did not know. After everything was said and done, there was a lady bum asleep on the sofa. We're part-time philanthropists here at Shrimp Fest, so we allowed her to doze the evening through.