I've been meaning to post this for some time. Here is a photo I took of the brothers grooming themselves before they go out on the town. From left to right, Curry, Tweeter, Saratoga.
They used to wear matching white blazers. But once during a game of horseshoes, the brothers, wearing their white blazers, began arguing over the location of Cindy Crawford's mole (Curry: her left side, Tweeter: her right side, Saratoga: dead center). Curry threw a dirt clod at Tweeter. They were inspired at the chocolate skidmark left on Tweeter's blazer, and they dyed their blazers brown the next day. Their interactions with women are 4% more successful as a result.
